The Introduction

I am Peter Stuyvesant. I have 2 friends, Benson and Hedges. I come
from the city of Marlboro, in the Salem high country. I always carry
a Mild Seven. One day i was on a White Horse. Going to Kingsway in
Kent. It was Lucky Strike i fell in love with the daughter of Master
Duke. Her name was YSL. We got married by Perillys, the priest.


We checked in at the house of Dunhill and booked into room number
555. I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf. I play with her two
Matterhorns. When i POKED in my Rothmans King Size, she cried in
delight, “You are a Rough Rider!!!”. You are riding like a mad Camel.
When i asked her if she is satisfied. She answered, “I want MORE!!!”


Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if i want to enter her
Gudang Garam. She said… depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!